24 5 / 2013
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
23 5 / 2013
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
22 5 / 2013
How I feel when trying on my bikini from last summer
22 5 / 2013
i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif
Whovians are beautiful people who do beautiful things
19 5 / 2013
graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
- 1: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
- 2: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
- 3: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
- 4: we have to be brief, don’t we?
- 1: yes
- 1: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
- 5: we're half through voting now
- 1: oh that's depressing
- 6: shows up
- 1: is he standing outside a prison?
- 7: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
- 1: better than you
- 8: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
- 1: you should leave
- 9: i'll help you to the bathroom
- 1: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
- 10: we're having so much fun!!!1!
- 1: speak for yourself
- 11: breathes
- 1: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
- 5: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
- 1: god, please, no
- 12: winning
- 1: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
- 13: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
- 1: can someone please tell her she can't win now
- 1: oh flowers now, marvellous
- 1: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
19 5 / 2013
Europe to the rest of the world
Rest of the World