24 5 / 2013
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
23 5 / 2013
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
(via alicelouise22)
22 5 / 2013
CAN WE STOP FOR A SECOND AND JUST STARE AT HARRY?
training for the ballet, Potter?
^ if there is anyone who didn’t read that comment in Tom Felton’s voice then something is wrong.
(via samruinsxmas)
22 5 / 2013
Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.
Lola don’t give a shit. Lola got places to be.
Cats can’t be from earth this is just weird.
(via onlylolgifs)
22 5 / 2013
the girl in this image is kaitlyn hunt, a high school senior in indian river county, florida. kaitlyn hunt is an upstanding student with an exemplary record and plenty of extracurricular activities. she’s in the choir, she’s a cheerleader, she’s a basketball player, and she was even voted “most school spirit” in the school’s yearbook.
on february 16th, she was arrested for lewd and lascivious battery on a child age 12-16 for being in a same sex relationship with a fellow 15 year old student. the relationship started when kaitlyn was 17 and her girfriend was 15. as soon as kaitlyn turned 18, her girlfriend’s parents went to the police, had her arrested, and got her expelled from school. not only that, but she had previously already been kicked off the basketball team for being in a same sex relationship.
kaitlyn’s girlfriend INSISTS that the relationship is 100% consensual, but the law doesn’t grant her any legal say in the matter, so her parents are able to press charges regardless of her opinion. and because of that, kaitlyn is facing two years of house arrest and a year of probation. they never spoke to kaitlyn’s parents or the school to say they had a problem with the girls dating. they simply went to the police and got her arrested.
it would be very simple for anyone to argue that age is the defining factor in this situation, but you and i both know that’s total bullshit. the girls were minors when they started dating. the parents stated that “there is no way our daughter is gay.”
this was driven by the homophobia of those parents, plain and simple. if this was an 18 year old male and a 15 year old girl, nobody would give a shit. it happens ALL the time in high schools across the country. but because this young woman, who planned on being a nurse, is now facing felony charges because she was in a same sex relationship.
this is not okay. we need to show our support for kaitlyn and send a message to florida legislators that the selective enforcement of laws like this is NOT okay and that we will NOT stand for this.
if you’d liike to support kaitlyn’s cause, you can sign this petition, and you can donate money to help pay for the family’s legal funds here.
if you’re from florida, you should also find and email your representatives and tell them selective legislation biased against homosexuals, especially teenagers, is simply NOT OKAY!!!!
(via innocenceandtheguilty)
22 5 / 2013
How I feel when trying on my bikini from last summer
(Source: awesomephilia.com, via alicelouise22)
22 5 / 2013
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif
Whovians are beautiful people who do beautiful things
(via onlylolgifs)
19 5 / 2013
NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
(Source: dakotars, via alicelouise22)
19 5 / 2013
graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
- 1: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
- 2: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
- 3: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
- 4: we have to be brief, don’t we?
- 1: yes
- 1: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
- 5: we're half through voting now
- 1: oh that's depressing
- 6: shows up
- 1: is he standing outside a prison?
- 7: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
- 1: better than you
- 8: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
- 1: you should leave
- 9: i'll help you to the bathroom
- 1: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
- 10: we're having so much fun!!!1!
- 1: speak for yourself
- 11: breathes
- 1: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
- 5: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
- 1: god, please, no
- 12: winning
- 1: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
- 13: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
- 1: can someone please tell her she can't win now
- 1: oh flowers now, marvellous
- 1: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
